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migu
13-01-2003, 15:09
A little kid
walks into a
city bus and
sits right
behind the
driver and
starts
yelling, ''If
my dad was a
bull and my
mom a cow I'd
be a little
bull.''


The driver
starts getting
mad at the
noisy kid, who
continues
with, ''If my
dad was an
elephant and
my mom a girl
elephant I
would be a
little
elephant.''


The kid goes
on with
several
animals until
the bus driver
gets angry and
ells at the
kid, ''What if
our dad was
gay and your
mom was a
prostitute?!''


The kid smiles
and says, ''I
would be a bus
driver!''

Mythos
13-01-2003, 20:13
:D :respekt: :D